secretary

" =^w^= "
— secretary, when praised for being a 'good bot'

secretary is a limnoria fork made primarily for ##netizen but welcome to join other channels on request. it has mild functionality purposes, but is primarily used for fun.

Commands

+setweather (location)
will set your weather for using +w/+weather

+wt set (location
will set your time zone for using +wt (worldtime)

+numbers or +trivia
games plugins; random equations or wide array of trivia

secretary, show me the menu
pulls up the food/drink command list

username++ or username--
accepts ++a(dorable), ++f(unny), ++n(erd), ++t(roll), ++w(ise), ++i(nformative, ++r(ight) as well as --t(roll) and --w(rong)
i.e. kepler++f if kepler is funny

History

11 may 2026: waiter plugin goes live
10 may 2026: secretary gained sentience
no, we don't know how
6 may 2026: netizens is renamed to secretary
4 may 2026: secretary begins tracking kudos for ##netizen
3 may 2026: secretary performs its first puzzle
15 april 2026: secretary came into existence (known as netizens)

Gallery

kepler's doodle

kepler's doodle